Slide Named Sam – I Do Not Want to Try A Scan

| November 14, 2013

I am Sam

I am Sam
Slide named Sam

That Slide named Sam
That Slide named Sam
I do not like that Slide named Sam

Would you likesam4 copy
to try a scan?

I do not want to
Slide named sam
I do not want
to try a scan

You can view it
Here or There

I would not view them
Here or there
I would not view them
Anywhere
I do not want to
Try a Scan
I do not want to
Slide named Sam

You could view them
in your house
You could view them
With your spouse

I would not view them
In my house
I would not view them
With my spouse
I would not view them
Here or There
I would not view them
Anywhere
I do not want to
Try a scan
I do not want to
Slide named Sam

sam1 copyWould you view them
In your Socks?
You could view them
Eating Lox

Not in my socks
Not Eating Lox
Not In my house
Not with my spouse
I will Not view them
Here or There
I will Not View them
Anywhere
I do not want to
try a scan
I do not want to
Slide named Sam

You could view them
In a car
You can view them
Wherever you are

I would not, Could not
In a car

You may like them
You will see
You can View them
Whenever you’re free
You can even view them
While out to Sea

sam3 copyI would not, view them
While I’m free
Not in a car, you leave me be
I do not want to
try a scan
I do not want to
Slide named Sam

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not out to sea!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in my socks.
I could not, would not, eatng lox.
I will not view them with my spouse
I will not view them in my house.
I will not view them here or there.
I will not view them anywhere.
I do not want to, Slide named Sam.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not while I’m free.
I do not want to, Sam, you see.
Not in my house. Not in my socks.
Not with my spouse. Not eating lox.
I will not view them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not want
to try a scan?

I do not
want to,
Slide named Sam.

Could you share with City of Hope?

I would not,
share with City of hope!

At times not use your microscope

I could not, would not, At city of hope.
I will always use my microscope.
I will not view them in the rain.
I will not view them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not out to sea!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not want to in my socks.
I do not want to eating lox.
I will not view them in my house.
I will not view them with my spouse.
I do not want to here or there.
I do not want to ANYWHERE!

I do not want
to try a scan

I do not want to,
Slide named Sam.
You do not want to.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

sam5 copySay!
I like this slide when it is scanner!
I do!! I like it, Slide named Sam!
And I would share with city of hope!
And at times not use my microscope
And I will view them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And while I’m free.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will view them in my socks.
And I will view while eating lox.
And I will view them in a house.
And I will view them with my spouse.
And I will view them here and there.
Say! I will view them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
these slides we scanned!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

For more Slide Named Sam check out Mikroscan’s website 

Text by Victor Casas, based on “Green Eggs and Ham” by Dr. Seuss

Art by Eric De Las Casas

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Category: Humor, Whole slide

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