Tag: Humor

So, is the mass 17 cm or 1.7 cm?

| February 4, 2018 | 0 Comments

One of my favorite YouTube videos is entitled “Surgeon vs. Pathologist” but it could easily be “Pulmonologist” or “Gastroenterologist” or “Urologist” or more “vs. Pathologist”. Every pathologist has their own stories about these incidences and cases. The one below really happened to me years ago (parts of it are intermixed with some details of other […]

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The Barber Shop

| January 28, 2018 | 0 Comments

Until I was about 5, my family and I lived above my father’s photography studio along a busy road in a near Western suburb of Chicago. Much like Cicero, that I mentioned a year ago about The Knife Sharpener and Jimmy, unless you lived or worked in Berwyn, there was little reason for you to […]

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He Signs Out By Telepathology While on a Motorcycle – The Most Interesting Pathologist in the World

| January 25, 2018 | 0 Comments

From the very talented DRdoubleB comes another series of videos on YouTube highlighting The Most Interesting Pathologist in the World. This pathologist has us all beat – he definitely is The Most Interesting Pathologist in the World. Who else can sign out cases on their motorcycle by telepathology? Or make tumors differentiate? Who else can […]

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Norton

| January 7, 2018 | 0 Comments

Norton was a tall, thin, African-American gentlemen with short-cropped hair that was mostly gray with black highlights. He spoke softly with a rich vocabulary. He would have been in his mid-late 60’s when I first met him and worked with him. You could say he looked like Morgan Freeman but taller. He never married and […]

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The Cost of Information

| January 1, 2018 | 0 Comments

Reluctantly, my father (and occasionally my mother) would stop at a gas station to ask for directions. Not the kind of gas stations with hotdogs and coolers of beer. The kind that offered “full service”, checking your oil and windshield wiper fluid and without more than a few packs of gum or peanuts, if that. […]

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Are you claustrophobic Mr. Kaplan? A fine line between safety and indolence

| December 26, 2017 | 0 Comments

  As part of my ongoing evaluation and treatment for heart failure that I have mentioned previously (see: http://tissuepathology.com/2017/11/05/the-clinic-door-chapter-2-the-emergency-room/#axzz52Q1JZUgB) I underwent a cardiac MRI recently. Prior to scheduling the MRI, I was asked about pacemakers, defibrillators and artificial joints or shrapnel in my medical history. I was told to show up 30 minutes prior to […]

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At the Corner of Happy and Healthy

| November 24, 2017 | 0 Comments

I started writing about my brush with sudden cardiac death this Summer. Since then, modern medicine has kept me reading (pathology slides) and writing (a pathology blog). See: The Clinic Door (http://tissuepathology.com/2017/09/26/the-clinic-door-chapter-1-the-beginning/#axzz4z8CAySi4) and the subsequent part for a quick review of the start of things. One of the major facets of my treatment has been […]

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The Basement

| November 19, 2017 | 0 Comments

This time of year always reminds me of my basement growing up. Having grown up in the Upper Midwest and being fortunate to live in other parts of the country, namely the East coast and South, there is something that we had in our childhood that many children in other parts of the country did […]

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The Clinic Door – Chapter 2: The Emergency Room

| November 5, 2017 | 0 Comments

In my previous post (see The Clinic Door – Chapter 1: The Beginning) I mentioned becoming ill in August and my introduction to the healthcare system from the perspective of consumer rather than provider.  About a month down from the road from that post, I have had other experiences I hope to talk about but […]

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Will Robot Surgeons Provide Better Clinical Histories?

| July 7, 2017 | 0 Comments

Berci Mesko, MD, PhD, The Medical Futurist, a self-proclaimed “geek physician with a PhD in genomics and Amazon Top 100 author” who envisions “the impact of digital health technologies on the future of healthcare, and helps patients, doctors, government regulators and companies make it a reality” recently shared this infographic on Twitter. Berci has a lot […]

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Delivering $5 Million Deutsche Marks on My Bike

| June 25, 2017 | 0 Comments

This was my only chance. I figured the only time I would have an opportunity to do so would be in medical school. I lived in a busy city that employed them, and I could make time to do it. Once I graduated I knew I would have neither the time, nor be close enough […]

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Getting Fired from The Lab

| June 14, 2017 | 0 Comments

The first real job I had was delivering Chicago Tribunes, Chicago Sun-Times and Wall Street Journals to about 100 homes every morning. There were 48 Tribunes, 48 Sun-Times and 4 Wall Street Journals, give or take, week to week, depending on subscription prices and folks away from home for extended periods of time. At some […]

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The Knife Sharpener and Jimmy – Part 2

| April 19, 2017 | 1 Comment

In my previous post, The Knife Sharpener and Jimmy – Part 1 I wrote briefly about growing up outside of Chicago in a suburb called Cicero. For lack of a better word, Jimmy was perhaps as close a friend as anyone could have in that neighborhood. But one learned from an early age to be […]

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What Do Physicians Give Up for Lent?

| March 31, 2017 | 0 Comments

The GomerBlog, a self-proclaimed strictly “satirical and fake news blog site” published a tongue-and-cheek list of what doctors in each specialty have given up for Lent. While GomerBlog discloses “Our articles are not intended to be insensitive, or offensive, or to otherwise belittle those affected with any medical disease, condition, or illness.  We apologize if we have offended you, […]

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